What is the difference between a sock and a camera

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Essentials Only Full Version. Max Output Level: A sock can take five toes. Re: what is the difference between a sock and a camera? Nice pics Andy I only use those on Sunday The trick is to pan while keeping the car in frame while using a shutter speed slow enough to blur the wheel motion. So the car is in focus but the wheels ain't. Rob's phone does better puns too. I bet it does. Beeps must not be recordin' today. Laundry, dishes, tax chicannery and various other meatworld annoyances that have fallen to the wayside due to other recording.

I do however have a project currently opened that pontificates what folks do when they no longer need to defile socks but perhaps the cameras remain nervous of their fate. Fret not. Fretting is imminent. Perhaps I should explain the, erm So, the joke goes, what is the difference between a sock and a camera, a sock takes five toes, whereas a camera only takes photos. In this dialect, "toes" and "tos" from the end of photos sound similar. Also, "four" and "pho" also sound similar. Hence, four toes, for photos.